HIKI NDICHO KIKOSI CHA MAANGAMIZI CHA KERALA-TKMC
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
CHEKI MAMBO YA KICHAWI HAYO.......!!!
d like to share this message that I read ealiear
"UCHAWI WA HESABU NDIO HUU"
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
Cheki na hii symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321
Now, take a look at this...
101%
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:
What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.
How about ACHIEVING 101%?
What equals 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
If:
H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%
And:
K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+1 4+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
But:
A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:
L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%
Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!
KWELI WABONGO WABISHI ....!!!!
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is a man from Bongo.
Bill Gates: "Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave" 2000 people leave the room immediately.
Man from Bongo says to himself:'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates: "Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave"2000 people leave the room.
Man from Bongo says to himself: "I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Bill Gates: "Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave" 500 people leave the room.
Man from Bongo says to himself: "I left school at 16 (std seven) but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Hutu and Tusi to leave. 498 people leave the room.
Man from Bongo says to himself: "I do not speak one word of Xitsonga but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Xitsonga, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
Calmly, Man from Bongo turns to the other candidate and says..."Mambo vipi?'
The other candidate answers: "Poa mkuu... Naona umeng'ang'ana kinoma...!"
Bongo ndiyo hivyo jamani...ki-ubishi ubishi hadi majuu!!
Sunday, January 25, 2009
SI MBAYA KUTEMBELEA WASHIKAJI LIKIZO PALE UNAPOKUWA HUNA NAULI YA KURUDI BONGO
Hapo nipo home baada ya kijillizo cha Id-El-Fitri.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
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